#67)"You are slower than molasses running up hill."

A classic saying my mother used to say to me. Which to give her credit, it is true.
Molasses cannot go against gravity. But she was implying that I was at a standstill.
How rude.(Just kidding! Don't kill me Mom)
After talking to my Mom, she corrected me by saying I wasn't at a standstill, instead that I was actually moving in reverse! That's even worse...Thanks Mom.

That reminds me of people who think there in trouble.
#65)"Their going to kill me!"

They are not going to kill you. I highly doubt it...

#66)"i, before e, except after c?"
Am I misunderstanding something. What about the word science?

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