How do they know what the sheep are actually feeling?
Rocky Laporte
Rocky Laporte is a a comedian that has some hilarious Worthless Sayings from the south. Then he goes on to have sayings from the north that are funny but true.
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Worthless Sayings
- "#82)"Poofed" (1)
- #1)"doing it all wrong." (1)
- #10)"That was the best (1)
- #100)"I don't mean to interrupt" (1)
- #101)"Jet black" (1)
- #102)"Dirt cheap" (1)
- #103)"I'm a little off track." (1)
- #104)"I'm losing my train of thought?" (1)
- #105) "What it is?" (1)
- #106)"Oopsy daisy" (1)
- #107)"You have a awfully Dirty Mind" (1)
- #108)"Thirty some odd years." (1)
- #109)"Speak of the devil" (1)
- #11)"Heads Up" (1)
- #110)"That is so kickass" (1)
- #111)"Mind your Ps and Qs" (1)
- #112)"Another day another dollar" (1)
- #113)"A Day late and a buck short" (1)
- #114)"My nose is running" (1)
- #115)"Penny for your thoughts" (1)
- #116)"When in Rome" (1)
- #117)"caught wind" (1)
- #118)"Nick of time" (1)
- #119)"Head over Heels" (1)
- #12)"Right on the money" (1)
- #120)"woke up on the wrong side of the bed" (1)
- #121)"I have eyes on the back of my head" (1)
- #123)"All the time in the world" (1)
- #124)"When pigs fly" (1)
- #125)"That's the bomb" (1)
- #126)"Wet your whistle" (1)
- #127) "Flippin the bird" (1)
- #128)"mooning" (1)
- #129)"Just pulling your leg" (1)
- #13)"He's got a chip on his (or her) shoulder." (1)
- #130)"brake a leg" (1)
- #131)"You passed with flying colors" (1)
- #132)"Hot diggity Dog" (1)
- #133)"half naked" (1)
- #134)"The early bird gets the worm" (1)
- #135)"The whole kit and caboodle" (1)
- #136) "I'm all ears" (1)
- #137)"You were out of line" (1)
- #138)"No one can do it better" (1)
- #139)"Grab life by the horns" (1)
- #14)"The way I feel on the inside." (1)
- #140)"Had to drag it out of him" (or her) (1)
- #141)"There's a part of me that thinks" (1)
- #142)"happen to stumble upon" (1)
- #143)"It didn't cost me one red cent" (1)
- #144)"Kicked the bucket" (1)
- #145)"His bark is worse than his bite" (1)
- #146)"Diamonds are forever..." (1)
- #147) "That's life for ya?" (1)
- #148)"I changed my mind" (1)
- #149)"shoot the breeze" (1)
- #15)"To tell you the truth." (1)
- #150)"I wouldn't be able to live with myself" (1)
- #151)"I'll knock your block off" (1)
- #152)"Don't give me no lip" (1)
- #153)"Could you walk me through that last part?" (1)
- #154)"Bling bling" (1)
- #155)"Just a little bit?" (1)
- #156)"What up doah?" (1)
- #157)"People trying to pull a fast one on me" (1)
- #158)"Pulling the wool over my eyes" (1)
- #159)"and umm..." (1)
- #16)"In all reality?" (1)
- #160)"crying my eyes out" (1)
- #170)"I beg to differ" (1)
- #171)"spur of the moment" (1)
- #172)"clear as day" (1)
- #173)"That would be swell" (1)
- #174)"Your the laughing stock of the neighborhood" (1)
- #175)"Your a spitting image of your father" (1)
- #176)"It'll knock your socks off" (1)
- #177)"Dead silent" (1)
- #178)'I'm dead certain" (1)
- #179) "It's a Dandy" (1)
- #18)"Your right" (1)
- #180)"That hit the spot" (1)
- #181)"I'm Going Bananas" (1)
- #182) "Grape Ape" (1)
- #183)"karma" (1)
- #184)"All in good time?" (1)
- #185)"Vice versa?" (1)
- #186)That's tight" (1)
- #187)"You just opened up a can of worms" (1)
- #188)"You just opened up a can of whoop ass" (1)
- #189)"She's the bread winner in the relationship" (1)
- #19)"Right then" (1)
- #190)"Let's put another shrimp on the barbie" (1)
- #191)"Sweating bullets" (1)
- #192)"Southern Belle" (1)
- #193)"No good deed goes unpunished" (1)
- #194)"Snap" (1)
- #195)"I know (1)
- #197)"Just a drop in the bucket" and #196)"Buzz kill" (1)
- #198)"Your in la la land" (1)
- #199)"The proof is in the pudding" (1)
- #2)"You need to do?" (1)
- #20)"Right Now" (1)
- #200)"Three sheets to the wind" (1)
- #201)"holla back?" (1)
- #202)"three times a charm" (1)
- #203)"Three's a crowd" (1)
- #204)"He got peppered" (1)
- #205)"It's in the bag?" (1)
- #206)"Out on a limb?" (1)
- #207)"My nerves are shot" (1)
- #208)"Hey cutie pie" (1)
- #209)"rigaramo" (1)
- #21)"Right away" (1)
- #210)"He stuck out like a sore thumb" (1)
- #211)"Way to go Einstein" (1)
- #212)"shot myself in the foot" (1)
- #214)"Snake eyes"#213)"Hard Headed" (1)
- #215)"whistling dixie" (1)
- #216)"sand bagger" (1)
- #217)"cool as a cucumber" (1)
- #218)"cray fish" (1)
- #219)"star fish" (1)
- #22)"that's cool" (1)
- #220)"jelly fish (1)
- #221)"I'm getting a little antsy" (1)
- #222)"toot your own horn" (1)
- #223)"tail gating" (1)
- #224)"broken in" (1)
- #225)"They fell off the face of the earth" (1)
- #226)Snot Rocket (1)
- #227) (1)
- #228)Belly Button (1)
- #229)"Hair Trigger" (1)
- #23)"That's hot" (1)
- #230)"He's got a screw loose" (1)
- #231)"Hammer Toe" (1)
- #232)"Porcelin God" (1)
- #233)"My head is swimming" (1)
- #234)"Feeling Sheepish" (1)
- #24)"What are ya nut's?" (1)
- #25)"Hold your Horses" (1)
- #26)"It's raining cats and dogs out there" (1)
- #27)"Just a minute" (1)
- #28)"just a second" (1)
- #29)"It's right on the tip of my tongue" (1)
- #3)"What I would do?" (1)
- #30)"I can't put my finger on it" (1)
- #31)"Hmmmm That's a humdinger" (1)
- #32)"you guys" (1)
- #33)"Son of a gun" (1)
- #34)"Awwwww" (1)
- #35)"That's so cute" (1)
- #36)"hey Sweetie" (1)
- #39)"Golly gee"#38)"peachy keen"#37)"hey honey" (1)
- #4)"If I we're you?" (1)
- #40)"That blows" (1)
- #41)"that stinks" (1)
- #42)"That suck's" (1)
- #43)"busybee" (1)
- #44)"None of your beeswax" (1)
- #45)"I'll kill you" (1)
- #46)"I hate you" (1)
- #47)"I feel as if I'm stuck between a rock and a hard spot" (1)
- #48)"I can't stand it" (1)
- #49)"I'll never do that" (1)
- #5)"I hate to tell ya." (1)
- #50)"What did you say?" (1)
- #51)"Whats that?" (1)
- #53)"What" or #52)"Huh" (1)
- #54)"Your full of bologna" (1)
- #55)"That's bologna" (1)
- #56)"Revenge is a dish best served cold." (1)
- #57)"It will blow you away" (1)
- #58)"You've got to roll with the punches" (1)
- #59)"small talk" (1)
- #6)weight of the world (1)
- #60)"That sucks" (1)
- #61)"Oh really" (1)
- #62)"You doing alright?" (1)
- #63)"whats going on?" (1)
- #64)"How are you doing?" (1)
- #65)"Their going to kill me" (1)
- #66)"i before e except after c?" (1)
- #67)"You are slower than molasses running up hill." (1)
- #68)"Just in case?" (1)
- #69)"They'll talk your ear off" (1)
- #7)Off my chest (1)
- #70)"You know.... I need to make some real money" (1)
- #72)"I swear" (1)
- #73)"I promise" (1)
- #74)"All I'm trying to say is...?" (1)
- #75)"Ya feelin me?" (1)
- #76)"I feel ya." (1)
- #77)"Give me a Break" (1)
- #78)"Thanks for dropping by" (1)
- #79)"What a smart Alec" (1)
- #8)bells on (1)
- #80)"Deader than a doornail" (1)
- #81)"They're all washed up" (1)
- #83)"passing gas (1)
- #84)"breaking wind" (1)
- #85)"Who ever delt it (1)
- #86)"Who cut the cheese" (1)
- #87)"Look at em (1)
- #88)"Another one bites the dust" (1)
- #89)"are you kidding me" (1)
- #9)"you eat like a pig" (1)
- #90)"Oh my gawd" (1)
- #91)"I'am getting sick and tired" (1)
- #92) "Tattle tale" (1)
- #93)"I wasn't going to say anything (1)
- #94)"Drinks are on the house" (1)
- #95)"I'll tan your hide" (1)
- #96)"Thanks a ton" (1)
- #97)"I laughed so hard my sides split" (1)
- #98)"writers block" (1)
- #99)I didn't mean to be eavesdropping but..." (1)
- Bright eyed and bushy tailed (1)
- But..." (1)
- Great Scott (1)
- I've been kicking myself over that one (1)
- Jack of all trades (1)
- Jiminy cricket (1)
- John Doe (1)
- NICKnames (1)
- Peeping Tom (1)
- Rocky Laporte (1)
- Tom boy (1)
- comedian (1)
- going to the John (1)
- hands down" (1)
- hilarious (1)
- just some off the top of my head (1)
- right" (1)
- smelt it?" (1)
- south (1)
- up on their high horse" (1)
