Worthless Sayings

#294)"Push The Envelope"

2011-11-17T06:25:00.000-08:00

#293)"Pay My Respects"

2011-11-17T06:02:00.000-08:00

It seems people are more interested in paying attention to someone after they die. Rather than when they are actually alive. Makes no sense to me.

#292)"The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You"

2011-11-17T05:35:00.000-08:00

People normally say this as they are hurting you. Or when they are about to hurt you.

#291) "sharp as a tack"

2010-08-09T17:57:00.000-07:00

Come on really? I can think of a lot of things that are sharper than a Tack. (shakes head)

#290)"sick puppy"

2010-03-05T14:54:00.000-08:00

That is one sick puppy!
For some reason this is said about humans. I'm not sure why though?

#289)"bite me"

2010-02-17T08:14:00.000-08:00

Be careful what you wish for...

#288)"Made From Scratch"

2010-02-01T14:13:00.000-08:00

I thought scratch meant to itch.

#287)The world is your oyster

2010-01-29T08:07:00.000-08:00

I've eaten oysters but I never compared them to my world or anyone else's for that matter.
What does an oyster have to do with my world?

#286)Home is where the heart is

2010-01-28T16:56:00.000-08:00

I never understood this? Home is where I go to sleep,eat,watch TV,and get comfortable. My heart is in my chest just like everyone else. Wherever I go, there is my heart.

#285)"Let bygones be bygones"

2010-01-15T19:11:00.000-08:00

Makes no sense. What's a bygone?

#284)"late"

2009-11-27T18:36:00.000-08:00

The late dead person.
This one always confused me? How can they be late if they're not around anymore?
Like the late Bob Barker used to say "Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered"

#283)"Let's cut to the chase"

2009-11-15T17:45:00.000-08:00

What chase?

#282)"can I have a word with you"

2009-11-14T19:31:00.000-08:00

It's always more than just one word.

#281)"with all due respect"

2009-11-14T12:38:00.000-08:00

It seems no one really means it anymore when they say this.

#280)"Went to town"

2009-11-12T10:45:00.000-08:00

"I went to town on it". People say this a lot, without even leaving their home.

#279)"Jumping Jehosaphat!"

2009-11-08T15:49:00.000-08:00

I have no idea? Maybe something religious?

#278)"That would cost me an arm and a leg"

2009-11-03T02:07:00.000-08:00

This Elephant named Mosha was seven months old when she stepped on a landmine in Thailand 2006. The explosion severed her right foreleg making it very hard to get around. Later on they had to amputate. This two year old Elephant has been fitted with a prosthetic leg at the Friends of the Asian Elephant Hospital in Hangchatr, northern Thailand. Amazing what they can do now medically.

#277)"head on a platter"

2009-11-02T05:47:00.000-08:00

They used to place heads on a platter? I guess to eat their brains!

#276)"Way to use your noodle"

2009-10-23T15:23:00.000-07:00

Supposed to be referring to your head I guess?

#275)The Holy Grail of...

2009-10-18T21:54:00.002-07:00

Seen this saying a lot referring to the greatest find of things.

#274)"bite your tongue"

2009-10-07T19:45:00.000-07:00

Only leaves you with a mouth full of blood.

#273)"bum rush"

2009-10-01T17:51:00.000-07:00

Have you ever actually seen a bum rush?

#272)" What Doesn't kill You Makes You Stronger"

2009-09-25T13:02:00.000-07:00

I can think of a lot of things that this saying doesn't work with.

#271)"Okie Dokie"

2009-09-22T17:16:00.000-07:00

Lame... Basically saying Ok twice.

#270)"They're Throwing Their Life Away"

2009-09-20T19:59:00.001-07:00

Only if they jumped off a bridge.

#269)"Crazy Like A Fox"

2009-09-20T14:09:00.000-07:00

Are foxes crazy?

#268)"Your Dead Meat"

2009-09-17T02:26:00.000-07:00

Eww!!!

#267)"Drink Up"

2009-09-16T05:00:00.000-07:00

I always thought it should be Drink Down.

#266) Shots Are On The House

2009-08-31T22:54:00.000-07:00

Your in a bar not on a house

#265)Off The Chart

2009-08-28T03:00:00.000-07:00

Time for a bigger chart.

#264)"Old Bag"

2009-08-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

I guess it's an unpleasant,ugly or ill-tempered woman.

#263)"All Walks Of Life"

2009-08-27T00:00:00.000-07:00

That would include insects,animals and humans! But humans usually refer to other humans while saying this?

#262)"What A Tangled Web We Weave"

2009-08-26T00:00:00.000-07:00

How does this have ANYTHING to do with humans?

#261)"Elbow Grease"

2009-08-25T00:00:00.000-07:00

It still makes no sense to me?

#260)"Cold shoulder"

2009-08-24T00:00:00.001-07:00

Always a bummer...

#259)"Something smells fishy"

2009-08-23T00:00:00.000-07:00

Only if there are fish around.

#258)"Friday the 13th"

2009-08-22T00:00:00.000-07:00

I'm not superstitious especially not over some lame movie.

#257)"Douche bag"

2009-08-21T00:00:00.000-07:00

Total douche bag!

#256)"I can see right through you"

2009-08-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

When can anyone see right through you, unless your a ghost of course.

#255)"Horn dog"

2009-08-19T00:00:00.000-07:00

Usually its referred to guys that are too horny or vulgar about sex. Not sure why though?

#254)"Butterface"

2009-08-18T16:14:00.000-07:00

What the???

#252)"Red in the face"

2009-08-17T00:00:00.000-07:00

It's more pinkish isn't it?

#251)"Vertically challenged"

2009-08-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

I'm still unsure of exactly when to say this?

#250)"He is one cool cat"

2009-08-15T00:00:00.000-07:00

The problem with this one that people say it about guys.

#249)"Well oiled machine"

2009-08-14T00:00:00.000-07:00

Not every machine needs oil... Or do they?

#248)"Left him in the dust"

2009-08-13T00:00:00.000-07:00

An odd saying for sure.

#247)"Jungle Juice"

2009-08-12T00:00:00.000-07:00

I've never seen anyone make or drink jungle juice in the jungle.

#246)"Eye Booger"

2009-08-11T00:00:00.000-07:00

I thought boogers were only in your nose?

#245)"Buck Toothed"

2009-08-10T00:00:00.000-07:00

What does it have to do with bucks?

#244)"Red Neck"

2009-08-09T00:00:00.000-07:00

Now that is a true red neck.

#243)"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

2009-08-08T00:00:00.000-07:00

I always thought this saying was pretty lame...

#242)"Money makes the world go round"

2009-08-07T12:00:00.000-07:00

The world will still turn without it trust me.

#241)"Cling On"

2009-08-06T13:37:00.000-07:00

#240)"Hair Lip"

2009-07-30T04:03:00.000-07:00

No hair involved?...A condition when there is a cleft or the roof of a persons mouth has a gap similar to a dried up river in the palate or the hard part of the roof of your mouth. Once and awhile Cleft Palate is sometimes associated with eye abnormalities, it can either be on the same side or on the opposite side. Not the same... Believe it or not?

#239)"Snaggletooth"

2009-07-30T03:19:00.000-07:00

Might want to see the dentist for that particular tooth.

#238)"Dragon Breath"

2009-07-30T03:07:00.000-07:00

Don't ya hate that when that happens?

#237)"Dog Breath"

2009-07-30T02:51:00.000-07:00

#236)"Armed To The Teeth"

2009-07-29T00:33:00.000-07:00

I thought it was to the tee?
But what do I know?

#235)"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words"

2009-07-26T21:51:00.001-07:00

This is the closest I've seen.

#234)"Feeling Sheepish"

2009-06-04T23:19:00.000-07:00

How do they know what the sheep are actually feeling?

#233)"My head is swimming"

2009-05-26T03:15:00.000-07:00

Rocky Laporte

2009-05-04T17:21:00.000-07:00

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#232)"Porcelin God"

2009-04-27T11:14:00.000-07:00

Talk about using the lords name in vain!

#231)"Hammer Toe"

2009-04-23T06:52:00.001-07:00

#230)"He's got a screw loose"

2009-04-21T02:20:00.000-07:00

That has to be one of the worse places to have a screw loose!

#229)"Hair Trigger"

2009-04-19T21:17:00.000-07:00

Absolutely nothing to do with hair...

#228)Belly Button

2009-04-04T15:50:00.000-07:00

Somehow it resembles a button but I'm not sure why?

#227)"Bright eyed and bushy tailed"

2009-03-27T01:57:00.000-07:00

Natures Wallpaper

Bright eyed fine, I can accept that but bushy tailed? Only works with certain animals otherwise it's annoying to me when I hear it pertained to humans.

#226)"Snot Rocket"

2009-02-26T17:12:00.000-08:00

David Beckham showing off his skills in blowing a snot rocket.
If you've seen this displayed before than you know what I'm talking about. How can you not tell by that picture though?

#225)They fell off the face of the earth

2009-02-25T12:59:00.000-08:00

As far as I know, that is not possible.

#224)"Broken in"

2009-02-24T17:13:00.000-08:00

The only thing I can associate with "broken in" is when it's broken in half.

#223)Tail Gating?

2009-02-24T16:34:00.000-08:00

Where is the tail?
I guess, it is a tail gate.

#222)"toot your own horn"

2009-02-21T07:16:00.000-08:00

See if I care?

#221)"I'm getting a little antsy"

2009-02-18T06:08:00.000-08:00

I guess maybe it had to do with having ants in their pants?

#217)-#220)Cucumbers and Fish?

2009-01-25T17:03:00.000-08:00

#220)"jelly fish

#219)"star fish"

#218)"cray fish"All three above are not fish so why does it have fish in the title?

#217)"cool as a cucumber"

#216)"sand bagger" and #215)"whistling dixie"

2009-01-21T09:40:00.000-08:00

#216)"sand bagger"Sand bagger can mean a few things?

#215)"whistling dixie"
I think it may be a song but that's not what the slang term is about.

#214)"Snake eyes" and being #213)"Hard Headed"

2009-01-09T00:10:00.000-08:00

#214)"Snake eyes"
#213)"Hard Headed"

#212)"shot myself in the foot"

2009-01-08T19:46:00.000-08:00

2 minutes 49 sec

#211)"Way to go Einstein" and #210)"He stuck out like a sore thumb!"

2009-01-03T22:31:00.000-08:00

#211)"Way to go Einstein"
#210)"He stuck out like a sore thumb!"

#209)"rigaramo" and #208)"Hey cutie pie"

2008-12-24T03:11:00.000-08:00

#209)"rigaramo"

I really do not know what riagaramo means?
I'm not even sure how to spell it?

#208)"Hey cutie pie"
They look nothing like pie?

#207)"My nerves are shot" and #206)"Out on a limb?"

2008-12-14T00:48:00.000-08:00

#207)"My nerves are shot!"
I for one, do not like this feeling. Even though it really doesn't make any sense?

#206)"Out on a limb?"

It had better be important, being that far out?

#205)"It's in the bag?" and #204)"He got peppered"

2008-12-13T22:50:00.000-08:00

Which bag, what?

This video may clear things up a bit. I remember watching this as a child.

7 minutes 29 sec

#204)"He got peppered!"I don't see a pepper shaker?

#203"Three's a crowd and #202"Three times a charm"

2008-12-11T14:05:00.000-08:00

Just 3 people make a crowd? It goes from a couple to a crowd. That does not make sense to me.

#202)"three times a charm"?
Not in my experience.

#201)"holla back?"

2008-12-01T05:39:00.000-08:00

This saying really annoys me...

#200)"Three sheets to the wind"

2008-11-18T09:23:00.000-08:00

What does three sheets have to do with drinking?

#199)"The proof is in the pudding" and #198)"Your in la la land"

2008-11-18T08:14:00.000-08:00

#199)"The proof is in the pudding"

Why would it be in the pudding?

#198)"Your in la la land"Not sure where that is exactly?

#197)"Just a drop in the bucket" and #196)"Buzz kill"

2008-11-15T16:28:00.000-08:00

#197)"Just a drop in the bucket"#196)"Buzz kill"

#195)"I know, right" and #194)"Snap"

2008-11-05T19:28:00.000-08:00

#195)"I know, right!"I'm not sure if you've heard that before but I think it's stupid.

Annoying girls are know for saying this. No offense, "ladies".

#194)"Snap!"

The only thing I snap is a button.(Or my fingers)

#193)"No good deed goes unpunished" and #192)"Southern Belle"

2008-10-23T20:27:00.000-07:00

#193)"No good deed goes unpunished"

I'm not sure if I know exactly, what this means?

#192)"Southern Belle"

Who made that up?

#191)"Sweating bullets" and #190)"Let's put another shrimp on the barbie"

2008-09-13T17:29:00.000-07:00

#191)"Sweating bullets"

Makes no sense to me?

#190)"Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

WTF is a barbie?

#189)"She's the bread winner in the relationship"

2008-09-05T09:04:00.000-07:00

#189)"She's the bread winner in the relationship!"

Since when did it become a contest?

#188)"You just opened up a can of whoop ass" and #187)"You just opened up a can of worms"

2008-09-04T18:30:00.000-07:00

#188)"You just opened up a can of whoop ass!"

HUH!

#187)"You just opened up a can of worms..."

#186)That's tight"

2008-06-27T19:26:00.000-07:00

Here's a picture of Cellular Tight Junction below.

That used to mean something bad but now it could mean something is good?
Just say it's either good or bad. Why do we feel the need to complicate things?

#185)"Vice versa?"

2008-06-27T19:18:00.000-07:00

#185)"Vice versa?"

Must be an old saying. I'm not sure of what versa means but I thought a vice was a tool.

#184)"All in good time?"

2008-06-18T20:56:00.000-07:00

#184)"All in good time?"

That's what they say, but I don't have time for them either.

Alright, it's true, never mind, I do...
I guess it's not so worthless?

#183)"karma"

2008-06-01T16:20:00.000-07:00

I'm not really sure, what to believe?

#182) "Grape Ape" and #181)"I'm Going Bananas"

2008-01-20T23:40:00.000-08:00

#182) "Grape Ape"...
Have you ever heard of that?

#181)"I'm Going Bananas!"Okay, kind of fruity if you ask me?

#180)"That hit the spot"

2007-12-06T23:21:00.001-08:00

Usually I think they are talking about their stomach?

Right..?

#179) "It's a Dandy"

2007-10-31T20:36:00.000-07:00

#178)'I'm dead certain" and #177)"Dead silent"

2007-10-08T16:35:00.000-07:00

#178)'I'm dead certain"

I would rather be wrong...

#177)"Dead silent"

Let's make some noise!